Lake Weekend

It is a rare occurrence that my mates and I are all single at the same time, at least one of us is in a serious relationship trying to play boyfriend and girlfriend. But last week out of the blue my mate Tim texted me “I’m free bro, the shackles are off.” Now Tim is a type of guy that needs companionship, he fucking struggles to function without it so when he told me he was single I was in two minds about it. On one hand I was happy I had my night clubbing bro back but on the other hand I was concerned he was going to find it hard to cope with no woman to make sure he wipes his arse. After a kiwi style heart to heart that went like this:

Me: “you sure you all good bro”

Tim: “yeah bro”

Me: “sweet”

Tim suggested getting away from Tauranga for the weekend to get his mind of his ex as he didn’t want to see her if we went out. So we decided to get the old crew together and head to the lake for the night on Saturday. As I pulled up to the car park at the Lake Okareka camping site just outside of Rotorua I had a feeling of freedom. No phone service meant I had to actually make proper conversation. Tents were as far as the eye could see, this looked awesome I thought. As we walked in there was a young looking guy moaning about the long drop toilets being disgusting to anyone that would listen. Mostly everyone I could see was about 20-30 with the odd few families as well but fuck me there looked like a fair bit of talent. There were empty cans and rubbish everywhere, which later on I found out was from a bunch of tourists who didn’t give a shit about our clean green country.

We arrived late so all the best tenting spots were taken, luckily a nice bunch of girls around our age rearranged their tents and let us tent in beside them, top chicks! There were four of us guys. We put our tent up and began to have a few drinks. The sun was beaming down which made the drinks go down that much easier. Before long it started to get dark. We all started missing having coverage on our phones like crazy so decided to venture into town for a feed of fish n chips. Once we got back to the campsite the majority of the people where drinking. We got back to our tent and soon got approached by a girl offering to buy a beer off us as she had run out. Me being such a lovely gentleman I gave her a beer and told her we didn’t want any money and to enjoy the drink. Well this made her so happy she stayed and drank with us. Soon her friends came over and drank with us too loving it.

After about an hour I looked around and noticed we all had a girl on our laps even Tim, how freaking cool was this. We decide to go into our tent and the girls followed. Luckily this tent was huge so we had our own rooms, we all started having sex. Well I know I did. This chick was lush and being a typical kiwi chick she certainly knew what she liked. After a while I could feel that I was sweating profusely but I didn’t want it to end! I was busting out some of my best moves on this girl, “go mully go” I thought then immediately thought “fuck I’m a dick”. After we finished it was so hot that for the rest of the night we slept out on the grass. As we lay there I could hear Tim and his girl still going at it which was fine but the thing that make me and my girl cringe was when we heard him finish. Tim was panting louder and louder until he let out this all mighty moan which sounded like a fucking dying moose. The next thing I know he comes waltzing out of the tent grinning from ear to ear “Fuck that was great” he said smiling even more “bro you sounded like a dying moose” I tell him. But he’s too happy to care and runs off stark naked into the lake. What a great bloody night and nothing bad happened. I could do with a few more of these type of nights!

Summer Lovin

It’s a new year and I have made a new years resolution, I am going to be celibate for the rest of 2015….jokes. Give me a piece of string and I’ll find a way to fuck it. What a crazy crazy New Years it was, one of my mates suffered a minor stroke, I found myself smack dab in the middle of two camp sites trying to kill each and got laid at least a dozen times. I guess I will have to chop this blog up into a few parts as every night as been great.

Well my holiday started off pretty tame. Had Christmas and Boxing Day with the family which consisted of beer, whiskey and BBQ food. Then I picked up my mate who was back from Scotland for the holidays and off we went to the beautiful Blue Lake just outside of Rotorua. We stayed at the camp ground there in a pretty sweet looking tent. After we got our camp site sorted we started walking around the camp trying to find out where all the girls were. To my dismay there were mostly all just bloody families here this year with their annoying little kids running rampant everywhere. By the third lap of the camp we found a couple of tents that had girls in, but we weren’t sure if they had boyfriends so in my mind I marked those tents down to revisit later on. We got some ice from the store and began to drink in our tent.

It wasn’t long before we started getting louder and louder. We decided to go for a wonder to find those girls we saw earlier. To our surprise they were drinking AND they had no boyfriends!!! We started chatting to them and they invited us to join them, they were all tourists. Two of the 5 were from England, one was from Ireland and the other two were from Russia. The one I had my eyes set on was the one from Ireland. She had a thick Irish accent that could make any kiwi boy fall for her after one sentence. Her hair was dark brown which suited her perfectly as her eyes were green like spring grass. She was a legit 10/10 stunner. We all continued to talk, my mate was getting along really well with the English girls and I was getting on good with the Irish beauty. The other two Russians could barely speak a word of English but they were trying their best to fit in. I went off to get more beers, by this stage it was about one o’clock in the morning. The Irish hottie decided to come back for a walk to my tent. When we got to the tent she said “why don’t we start our own party here?” Before I could say “fuck yeah” she took her top off to show her set of amazing tits off. We kissed and hugged for a while, I met no resistance as I pulled off her undies. We started having sex and it was LOUD, it was fantastic. We never went back to the party, the next morning as we got out of the tent I heard a young boy ask his dad “was that the tent all those animal noises were coming from” me and the girl were instantly embarrassed but to my surprise his dad said “yes son, that guy is a lucky, lucky man” what a good dude!

The next two days went by too fast at the Blue Lake, me and the Irish girl were inseparable doing everything together like kayaking, swimming and of course shagging. My mate Teeps didn’t let the team down either by scoring one of the English girls. On the last day it was the hardest thing saying goodbye, promising to stay in touch we left the Blue Lake with two huge smiles on our face and some great memories. Now it was onto the New Year’s festivities in Gisbourne at the Rhythm and Vines concert spectacular!