50 Shades Of Pain

With 50 Shades Of Grey out in cinemas this week (don’t act like you didn’t know!!!) I thought I would share a story about one of my experiences i have had with a dominatrix woman. Mucking around on NZ dating one night feeling like getting up to some mischief i clicked on the sexual meetings tab and saw a picture of an older women who would of been in her late 40s. She was dressed up in all her latex dominatrix gear and her tag line said ‘come and have all your dominatrix fantasies fulled’. This looks like some freaky shit I thought to myself and with alot of contemplating I decided to message her. I got a response almost straight away, we messaged back and fourth for about half an hour and we arranged to met up at her place. Luckily she lived just one road over so I nervously had a couple of beers and a few shots, jumped in the shower and headed over to hers. When I got there she greeted me in her costume which looked pretty cool. After she greeted me she began to act and told me “Get on my bed now!” I wasn’t going to argue, I quickly made my way to her bedroom. It was intense in there, all the walls and the ceiling were painted black. There were candles lit everywhere, on the walls were an abundance of whips and chains. “Drink this” she commanded, after taking a huge shot of this green extremely potent liquid I asked her “what the hell was that?!” with an evil smirk she replied “abthinthe 90 percent alcohol, its to loosen you up boy, now strip! Take all your clothes off”. This was crazy but I was digging it, i started to feel pretty drunk after this and my memory isn’t every good but i’ll try my best to recall what happened.

She made me lay on my stomach which I thought was weird but that hard liquor had gone to my head so not thinking twice I laid on my stomach. She then instructed me put my arms up by my head, she tied them to her headboard. “Let us begin” she whispered in my ear. With that she got what felt like a bloody western cracking whip and proceeded to lacerate my back. Luckily when we were chatting earlier she gave me a safe word if it was too sore so after about ten lashings i yelled it out – “Purple!!”. She stopped for awhile and went outside to have a smoke. After awhile she must have come in because the next thing I knew hot candle wax was being poured onto my lower back into my crack “Purple! Purple! I screamed. I heard her chuckle, “I need another one of those shots please” I asked. She gave me one while I was on my stomach as if it was cough medicine being giving to a kid. I started feeling really drunk at this stage, I recall egging her on to whip me harder. I started falling asleep as time went on. Suddenly I felt something wet being applied to my anus and then suddenly I felt extreme pain!! “arhhhhhh” I screamed and looked back to see she had equiped herself with a strap on dildo and began to thrust away on me. “Purple fucking purple!!!!” I screamed in pain. She pulled it out and I yelled “un tie me un tie me, no more please no more” She was apologising and told me she had told me what she was about to do, and I hadn’t said no, hmmm probably because I had fallen asleep! I told her not to worry and it was just a supprise. I quickly got changed and got out of there. Duck walking out with my back and arse in immense pain. Ususally when you are drunk the alcohol masks the pain but this was so painful. When I woke in the morning a wave of intense pain hit me. I quickly rushed for my stash of codeine I still had from getting a wisdom tooth out. My butt was so sore but what was more sore was my back, I looked on my bed to see a few of the lashes inflicted had weeped blood. My back looked so brutal, for the next couple of days I stayed in bed in pain. Its safe to say she never heard from me again and i’m not sure what type of guy would come back for seconds I mean I didn’t even get to shag her….although she did shag me ;( PURPLE!