“Oh my fucking god this is nice” these were not good words to say in Vatican city but fucking terrible words to see in the Sistine chapel. I’m going to hell. But holy heck it is a beautiful place!
ITALY! wow, what an amazing place, the food, the history. . . the females. I went to get a coke from the vending machine and right next to it was another vending machine I thought was only available in my dreams. Condoms, vigara, viabrators and pregnancy tests wow fucking wow! Although one box of condoms was called “Retard” obviously Italy isn’t very PC lol
Ok……. Time to que the love music. whilst in Italy I got the feels for someone on the trip, for fuck sakes. We got really really close, even to the point I flew to Melbourne (yes, she is an Australian, ughh) to see her. It didn’t work out but it’s something I look back on fondly. I even wrote a song about her (cheap plug, it’s out end of this month Tattooed Mulligan – Melbourne Girl, cheap plug)
Italy wasn’t without the drama, one of my bros lost his passport so he couldn’t leave the country. I got asked to leave the sicitene chapel for swearing, which I apologised for straight away but having a death moth tattooed on my neck I guess doesn’t make me look like the second coming of christ!
Well that’s pretty much all from my trip in Europe, I did train it back to Amsterdam after the Contiki finished and pretty my lived in a coffee shop for 3 days, guess it’s why they say “when in Rome ”placeholder://