As a lot of you know yesterday I decided to tweet my date as it was happening using the hashtag ‘MulliganLiveDate’. Well it didn’t turn out as I would of hoped. Here is a recap of the date.
Firstly I thought I would send out a tweet to see what Twitter thought I should wear and it came to the conclusion that the collared shirt was the way to go. I had met this girl off of Tinder and although we didn’t seem to have anything in common, she looked bloody smoking in her Tinder pictures.
So off I went to meet this Tinder chick, we had agreed on this really yum place at Mount Maunganui called ‘The Pizza Library’. In the back of my mind I was hoping she wasn’t a he, as I have met a dude posing as a girl off Tinder before.
We had a quick look at the menu and both decided on the Hamlet Pizza which is basically a super fancy Hawaiian Pizza. We sat down and immediately she went on her phone texting and texting as if she didn’t even want to be here with me.
She finally got off her phone only to eat the pizza. At least I got a few words in, although it was as if I was taking to a fucking plant getting fuck all in return. She suddenly went to the toilet and left her phone on the table, a text came through on her phone and I suddenly had a big decision to make. Most people commented that I should have a glance at her phone, apart from Troy Spro who was more interested in if she was taking a shit or having a leak!Well the text that came through was from a girl named Becca and it was super fucking rough, I took a picture of the text and tweeted it.
As I finished taking a photo of her phone and was just about to put it down she snapped me with it, “um excuse me what the fuck are you doing?!” holy shit that’s the most she has said all night. I told her I was curious as to who she had been texting this whole time as it sure seemed more important then fucking talking to me. Half way through me explaining why I had her phone she was already back on it, she looked up and said “oh god sorry, my friends a bit of a bitch” Takes one to fucking know one love!
With that all said and done she suggested we end this date which I was more then willing to agree to. So on my merry way I went off to a pub to find someone that wasn’t glued to their bloody phone and at about 10.30pm I found that person!