Strippers and Viagra

When I was in living in Hamilton me and Toko – one of the rugby boys, decided to go to Firecats. Toko had been sleeping with one of the girls who worked there so he waved his girl over, we all started talking. Suddenly the lights went out and the DJ announced to the horny punters that the American bombshell Rebecca was about to take the stage. The sound of Britney Spears ‘Toxic’ fills my ear drums and I am immediately fixated on one of the hottest girls I had seen in ages. Her sparkling golden hair fluttered around and she had blue eyes as deep as the sea, she looked amazing. After she was finished her set she came over to say hi. I immediately started chatting her up; I noticed she had tattoos so I pretended I was a tattooist again which always seems like a sure fire way to pull girls. We really hit it off and for the rest of her shift she just talked to me. Toko’s stripper was going to come back to his place with us, so I asked Rebecca if she wanted to come back for a drink. She thought on it for what seemed like an eternity but then said she would love too, who could resist a fake tattoo artist right? Toko and I waited eagerly for them to arrive at his place; we set up one massive bed in the lounge and connected two queen bed mattresses together. It took forever for them to arrive.imagesYJGEMBN4 I popped a Viagra pill one of my rugby mates had been kind enough to give me. Finally we saw some head lights shine into the living room, I burst out of the house to see if it was them, and it was! After a few more drinks, my heart was throbbing, not from being nervous but from that bloody Viagra. We started having sex right next to Toko and his stripper. They were keen to swap partners but we weren’t. After we had finished my I felt like I was going to have a heart attack, I just lay there with my heart racing and a massive tent in my pants. Rebecca felt the tent and was pleasantly surprised saying “you’re already ready to go again?!” I honestly thought I was going to die that night, those blue pills are very powerful. I don’t recommend taking Viagra to anyone but if you do maybe try to half of one, not a bloody whole one like I did.

 

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